I understand your reticence. What could possibly be appealing about adding your email address to yet another mailing list from which you are incessantly bombarded with empty promises to fulfil your already disappointed expectations of life. I make no such promise. You are more likely to be frustrated by lack a of news than overwhelmed by a surplus. That being said, I will let you know if and when I make something new, which you will almost certainly be able to consume for free, even though it cost me a lot to make. You will also be one of the first to know about live performances that I am giving, to which I would be delighted to welcome you and all the people you know. If any of that sounds fun, sign up now. If not, feel free to rely on the social media channels but be warned that I am at best inconsistent and at worst wilfully avoiding them for the sake of my own sanity…